ECW Hardcore Heaven 1994

I'm assuming this is already Extreme Championship Wrestling since the event is Hardcore Heaven, should be interesting watching something from ECW in 1994 but i'm not really expecting a great show seeing as how ECW didn't really start really breaking grounds until 1996.

- Hack Myers vs Rock'n Rebel
This should be the shits. Boring match, short thankfully but nothing worth seeing.
DUD

- Tommy Cairo vs Chad Austin
I've never seen either of these guys wrestle ever. A Squash match where Cairo beats the shit out of Austin then Austin get's an upset roll up for the win.
DUD

- Mikey Whipwreck (c) vs Jason (ECW Television Title)
I fucking love skinny loser Mikey Whipwreck! This could be fun. This was fun when Mikey was on offense doing his little underdog shtick but Jason was boring as hell, Mikey eventually wins by giving Jason a chairshot then all of a sudden the Pitbulls come and help Jason by crotching Mikey on the ringpost and Jason wins?! it's all very confusing anyway out from Tazmaniac (Taz) and Jimmy Snuka for our next match.
1/2*

- Jimmy Snuka & Tazmaniac vs The Pitbulls
This could be a good solid match eventhough Snuka is way over his prime. So much for that theory, this match didn't even last one minute.

- Mr. Hughes vs 911
This is just fantastic, can't see this one going anywhere. Another short boring match, 911 wins with the Chokeslam.
DUD

- The Sandman vs Tommy Dreamer
This could be a decent match, i like Dreamer and the Sandman is fun to watch in a weird kind of way..you could say he's a guilty pleasure of mine. Dreamer comes in and canes the shit out of everybody and get's DQ'ed for caning the ref, what a let down.

- Public Enemy (c) vs Ian & Axl Rotten (ECW Tag Team Titles)
This one has mess written all over it. I take back what i said, this was actually alright. This wasn't a mat classic but it was a good old fashioned brawl with weapons, also these guys we'rent so bad back in 1994. Overall a decent match, stipulations were kinda a stupid but the teams made it decent.
** 1/4

- Sabu vs Too Cold Scorpio
Scorpio is tight and all that shit, Sabu on the other hand while his stuff during this time was revolutionary it's just boring watching him do the same thing over and over and over again. This was actually watchable, Sabu did more than his usual stuff and ma nigga (it's ok i'm blasian) Scorpio did a good job of putting on the wrestling side of things, overall a decent showing.
**

- Terry Funk vs Cactus Jack
These two always bring out the best of each other, this should be just another great hardcore brawl. This started out as a nice brawl between Funk and Foley than in came the Public Enemy to attack Funk and help Foley but Foley didn't want their help so they attacked him too. All four went into a brawl and finally with both Public Enemy down in the ring, Funk asked for a chair and we got the famous moment where chairs from every direction were flying into the ring.
* 3/4

Not really much of a show but the final match is worth seeing for the part where all the chairs are thrown into the ring.